Yes, I am...
(at least for the next few days)
I got a nuclear stress test this afternoon and was told that I need to stay away from pregnant women and small children for the next few days. Oh yes, and when I go on vacation this week, I can expect to set off the airport security devices. (They gave me a card to verify why I'm setting off the alarms. Let us hope that the highly intelligent airport security can read and reason, um, intelligently.)
The test said that all is well with my heart which means that the chest pains are indeed due to stress. What a goober I am!
Later in the evening I'm planning on turning off all the lights and see if I glow in the dark.